Don’t do it the RCF way. He managed to get on the TSA watch list for leaving copies of his books in the waiting area of departing international flights. His excuse is typical of his logic, “somewhere in the bowels of the airport garbage OR in some exotic port of call, my books have found a home”.  Yep, more work for me – I’m always having to get him out of a jam, and don’t get me started on his love-hate relationship with the TSA.